Whispering Pipes

I can hear whispering beneath my house. Voices that call out to me, bidding me to come join them. They’re loudest whenever I’m near water. Having a bath, washing the dishes, doing my business. More specifically, it’s coming from the pipes. I’ve considered going down into the sewers and looking for the voices, but nobody …

Whispering Pipes Read More »

Drain Curry??

ROGAN JOSH! We’ve never been hugely into Indian food in my family. I suppose could say we’re insular, in that our idea of eating out is parma and chips, and our idea of eating foreign food is Pavlova. My Dad is from New Zealand and he staunchly maintains that they invented it, and it should …

Drain Curry?? Read More »