My dog’s favourite thing in the world (other than me) is to lay by the heater. Nine times out of ten when she isn’t curled up on my lap, she’s snuggled right up against the heater fast asleep, dreaming about cute little things, no doubt. Ever since I realised how much she loves the heater, …
People always ask me what my secret is for having such nice hair. I can’t tell them because I don’t want anyone to have hair that is as nice as mine, and I also use a technique that many people would find extremely weird. Whilst I won’t tell my friends how I keep my hair …
I have a real problem with snacking in winter. It’s just something about the cold air outside and warm air inside that makes me want to sit down with a pile of snacks and eat all of them. I’m not sure why the contrast in temperature produces this response in me, it must be some …
I work in a bakery in Sydney’s west as the head baker. I really like my job, which often shocks people as I have to work nights. I love working nights. When I finish work at 9am I have a full seven hours to enjoy my day before I have to go to sleep ready …
I can’t believe my plan failed! The world’s largest tornado never even came into being. How could I have predicted that all of my air conditioners would need servicing and repairs? Am I doomed to forever be known as the worst Prime Minister of all time? For once, I just wanted to do something that …
I don’t have the most glamorous job in the world. Being a service attendant at a petrol station is not exactly what kids want to be when they grow up. It’s a job you get when you can’t get any other. Sure I get to meet a lot of people, but most are in a …
Time is irretrievable, forever escaping our grasp. Sometimes I don’t think the segments on The Great Australian Trade-Off should be timed, because sometimes in life itself, you take as long as you need to get the job done. In cases of home DIY, often the only timer is the slow march of death itself! Ha …