I’m fleeing my life as I know it. I’ve packed up my belongings and I’m moving across the state to live by the beach. I’m chasing a life that I’ve never had before, a life of freedom, a life of excitement, a life that doesn’t conform to what society deems as appropriate. I know, for …
Meghan is really hung up on this Toowoomba house, so much so that I’ve capitulated and cleared my schedule for tomorrow so we can go and look at it. I’m not yet convinced, mostly because it’s nearly two hours’s drive out of Brisbane, although I will admit that she has a point – it’s significantly …
I don’t want anyone to be alarmed, but I think Gary might be a robot, and the fact that I’m the one noticing that is quite, quite odd. I only came to this realm a few months ago, and my entire experience with robots has been a viewing of Germinator and Germinator: Rent Assist. And …
This realm and it’s strange technological magic! They have the gall to say that their inventions are non-magical, but then expect me to believe that I am able to view a bewitched moving picture on my electrical portable telephonic device, and this is accomplished via alchemic arithmetic lines drawn inside (‘circuitry’) and a vast behemoth …
Continuing what I was talking about before, I still have issues with this car thing. I, as a spooky skeleton, cannot be expected to learn about cars. I don’t even have proper eyes! The sockets do just fine. I mean…I can see stuff, obviously, but no one conducting a driving test would ever think that …
Special thanks to the Cajun folks for giving us the knowledge to soak our poultry in delicious spices, enhancing the flavour and creating an experience that went unmatched for hundreds of years. At least…until I discovered that you can get English Breakfast Tea-flavoured Kit-Kats, and now my whole life has been turned upside down. In …