Cars

Car Brake Obstruction

Everyday, without fail, I drive my dog to the park and we walk for an hour. Our walks are a combination of playing with the ball, playing with other dogs and walking aimlessly just for the fun of it. We do this every morning before I go to work and it’s a great way for …

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Scary Car Breakdown

My life has always been like a movie. From the invisible girl in high school who somehow managed to get the attention of the most popular guy in school, to the girl stranded on the side of the road in the middle of the night because her car broke down. My life truly is a …

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Essential Car Repairs

As a single father of four, I don’t get to leave the house very often. I work from home so that I can look after the children, I do all my shopping online and I don’t have time for any hobbies. The only time I ever really leave the house is if I have a …

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The Car Escape

I’m fleeing my life as I know it. I’ve packed up my belongings and I’m moving across the state to live by the beach. I’m chasing a life that I’ve never had before, a life of freedom, a life of excitement, a life that doesn’t conform to what society deems as appropriate.  I know, for …

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To ‘Woomba We Go

Meghan is really hung up on this Toowoomba house, so much so that I’ve capitulated and cleared my schedule for tomorrow so we can go and look at it. I’m not yet convinced, mostly because it’s nearly two hours’s drive out of Brisbane, although I will admit that she has a point – it’s significantly …

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Sure, Robo Boss

I don’t want anyone to be alarmed, but I think Gary might be a robot, and the fact that I’m the one noticing that is quite, quite odd.  I only came to this realm a few months ago, and my entire experience with robots has been a viewing of Germinator and Germinator: Rent Assist. And …

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Indistinguishable Technology

This realm and it’s strange technological magic! They have the gall to say that their inventions are non-magical, but then expect me to believe that I am able to view a bewitched moving picture on my electrical portable telephonic device, and this is accomplished via alchemic arithmetic lines drawn inside (‘circuitry’) and a vast behemoth …

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Whimsical Mechanical Scares

Continuing what I was talking about before, I still have issues with this car thing. I, as a spooky skeleton, cannot be expected to learn about cars. I don’t even have proper eyes! The sockets do just fine.  I mean…I can see stuff, obviously, but no one conducting a driving test would ever think that …

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Moon Roving

I’m terribly honoured to be given the job of planning the road system for our new Lunar Kingdom. So many seem to be falling into doubt on account of the implausibility of our venture. Well, I’m going to design something so very efficient, professional and pristine that they’ll have to believe in our mission again …

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Chocolate Automotive Victory!

Special thanks to the Cajun folks for giving us the knowledge to soak our poultry in delicious spices, enhancing the flavour and creating an experience that went unmatched for hundreds of years. At least…until I discovered that you can get English Breakfast Tea-flavoured Kit-Kats, and now my whole life has been turned upside down. In …

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